Nice work, Kim. Maybe you better tag out and give Elizabeth a shot. That cheap husband of yours has been rolling the dice on amateur haircare for as long as I've known him, so he had to know he'd come up snake-eyes someday. Still, it's hard to believe you actually gave him a worse haircut then the combined team of Stu, Hadley, Okell and Foss (observe archive photo below, circa 1988). Big presentation, eh? I'm sure he'll be fine, but here are my suggestions:
- Make the presentations sideways, like in Alfred Hitchcock Presents (but make sure he goes with the left side).
- Tell them he's trying to preserve his hair buy applying centuries-old crop rotation techniques.
- "I pity the fool that makes fun of my hair."
- Touch up the damage so it looks look like a Seattle Seahawk (they're 4-1 right now, so I'm sure people will understand).
- Two words: Do Rag.